Towel theft is a serious matter. I managed to get to the 15th deck around 9 AM to claim my groups spot. Little did I know I was walking into a CRIME SCENE! I had been watching over someone’s book and iPhone for about an hour when its owner came back.

“Finally,” I proclaimed to myself, glad to be absolved of the duty of iPhone watch. But then it began, the search for her lost towels. When the iPhones owner came back, two Asians had taken up residence in her chairs. After kicking them out, the iPhone’s owner realized that her towels had been removed!

I was unable to help, there had been no towels there when I arrived, nor any Asians. The iPhone was the only thing I wanted to protect out of my fanboyism, and I was glad to have at least been able to do that.

As for the ship we are racing to Bermuda, it has closed the gap on our lead.