Nope, just saw a fly. For the last couple hours I was under the belief that there were no bugs on this humid little island. But I finally just saw my first, womp.

Back to the point at hand which is that everyone is wearing Ray Bans. Not literally like everyone everyone, but everyone, like even the kids. This of of course makes me smile that my shades have never fallen out of fashion, but also smug since mine are legit. And mine compliment my moustache perfectly, like one of those fake nose, mustache, and glasses disguise, you know, Definitely Not Blitzcrank-style. If you got that last joke, add Cpt Failcon on NA.

I think I’ve been in 3 pictures today, 2 direct and one secret kinda I don’t wanna say hi but that’s so cool or that’s what I tell myself to fall asleep at night kinda way. I need to remember to snap more pictures of these kinda admirers to add to my wall of appreciation (coming soon). You guys are the reason I waste 5 minutes every morning, or 10 like today since I finally broke out the white glue and solidified this lovely thing.

I don’t understand why people are heading back to the ship already, unless for lunch, which I supplemented with a Budweiser before I started blogging for the day. And today has been a really nice day so far, partly cloudy, 80ish and humid.

I’m still trying to figure out the pedestrian laws, but I’ve so far figured that busses stop for me, but taxis don’t.

Towel theft is a serious matter. I managed to get to the 15th deck around 9 AM to claim my groups spot. Little did I know I was walking into a CRIME SCENE! I had been watching over someone’s book and iPhone for about an hour when its owner came back.

“Finally,” I proclaimed to myself, glad to be absolved of the duty of iPhone watch. But then it began, the search for her lost towels. When the iPhones owner came back, two Asians had taken up residence in her chairs. After kicking them out, the iPhone’s owner realized that her towels had been removed!

I was unable to help, there had been no towels there when I arrived, nor any Asians. The iPhone was the only thing I wanted to protect out of my fanboyism, and I was glad to have at least been able to do that.

As for the ship we are racing to Bermuda, it has closed the gap on our lead.