Statistics

I love data.

Raw, naked, unorganized and unfettered data.  Give me a pile of data and ask me to find something meaningful in it and I’ll be over the moon.  Stand aside League of Legends, World of Warcraft, and Minecraft, even you are no match for a data set in the thousands.

Perhaps it’s fitting then that I’ve chosen a career path finally. A career. It’s amazing that word even exists in this modern age where job turnover is high (3.4%), even in fields where it’s been traditionally low. I truly believe though, that what I’m doing now, I could do for the rest of my life.  Collecting and analyzing data is a staple of engineering, something I’ve proven to be competent in, but it’s also a hell of a lot of fun.

Maybe I’m weird. I understand that a lot of people really don’t like math and anything associated with it. Learning how to get across to those opponents is a challenge, but not as much as it used to be.  Today, anyone can look at countless charts and visualizations on commonly used websites like www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful and better yet, anyone can submit content to the same. Enabling people to experiment and be quickly judged based solely on their presentation of data is an amazing feedback tool and I love it.

I digress.

I admire the statistician Nate Silver. He’s built a brand around being able to prove anything using a little research and a lot of data.  For example: to become elected as the President of the United States, you need to secure a majority of the 538 electoral college votes. The only reason I know this is because fivethirtyeight.com is Nate Silver’s website. One of his most recent claims to fame was accurately predicting the outcome of the 2008 Presidential Election.

I’m not Nate Silver, I obviously lack a PhD in statistics, have no large fan following, no job with ESPN, The New York Times, or any government agencies (okay, maybe a couple government agencies). But when I read his lengthy and boy do I mean lengthy blog posts about whatever he’s chosen to look at that day, I just can’t help but admire the work he’s doing.  Is it ground-breaking? Sometimes, but not frequently. Do people value his opinion? Definitely, he’s appeared on many network and cable news broadcasts, sometimes even being described as a wizard.

My current role, my current function in the corporate machine that I give me 45-50 hours a week to (I should track this!) is to take a team of employees and guide them through an analytical process to determine a better method of whatever they want. Lean Six Sigma (boo, hiss). It’s a terrible name in itself because of the fact that it obfuscates the true meaning of the “process”. Lean is a philosophy. Six Sigma is a mathematical approach. So together, logically, it would be a philosophy of mathematical approaches.

“What? How does a philosophy of mathematical approaches help me put labels on a box of stuff?”

Slowly. Unfortunately, changing a process is never easy, unless it is easy, such as moving the box of labels storage closer to your station so instead of walking 6 miles a day, you only walk 3 miles. The norm is a slower, iterative process.  This part of Lean Six Sigma (LSS) is not something I enjoy. But, one of the driving factors behind that slowness is the drive of the individuals on the team.  Drive too fast, you miss something or crash and burn. That’s good though, the crashing and burning, but I suppose only in a metaphorical sense. We don’t hesitate to kill a project that can’t succeed, it’s better to work on stuff that can work, than waste time on something that might work.

Drive too slow and you lose focus, you lose the support of the people around you, and you lose your ability to change.  This happens a lot in politics, hospitals, engineering firms where everything has to be tested and approved. And for good reason! Changing the flow of a highway or how a medical procedure is performed should not be done overnight without extremely good reasoning! But if you drive slow, you can avoid those pot holes, avoid those rear end collisions with the people around you, and have time to take in the scenery as it blows by your window.

Change isn’t something that happens overnight, but when change happens, it’s an amazing thing.

That’s just my 2 cents.

My best friend’s wedding

I’ve led an interesting life, that much I’ll admit.  My best friend has always been a girl,  woman, female. What Freudian complex issue I’m dealing with, I’m sure will one day come to the surface, but this time I’ll just ramble on about my best friend Jenn.

Most times, those who pick on you don’t become your best friend. Most of the time, those who twirl your leg hair into dreads while you’re waiting for your match of whatever-paddle-and-ball-“sport”-we’re-playing-that-semester-in-gym-class don’t become your best friend. I could go on and on, but her and I have stuck together for the past 13 years.  For those 13 years, she’s had her eye on one prize, Bijan.

Bijan and I served together at the Woodbridge EMS squad back in high school. That’s when I really got to know him, as he went to a cross-town high school. He always was a really great guy and loved to help people. 9 years later, once again with my best friend Jenn, he finally asked her to marry him and this past weekend they threw an amazing party.

Best wishes to the newly wed couple, best of luck with the pregnancy, here’s hoping he’s a Rangers fan.

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Remember that time your best friend got married? I laid off the booze and won't forget any of it. Best of luck to the lovely couple, can't wait for that mustached baby to pop out.

Remember that time your best friend got married? I laid off the booze and won’t forget any of it. Best of luck to the lovely couple, can’t wait for that mustached baby to pop out.

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Sometimes I just get to have fun

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Today’s goal is to get this 3D camera to output a 4..20mA signal. Well, a useful signal. Let me iterate that statement one more time. I need this camera to tell me how much volume I have inside of something else and the signal it produces will be how it tells the computer system that controls it how “full” it is.

But really, I just get to tinker, build something with science, and have fun.

Subway diet in action

So I got talking to my subway girl today and I’m managing to continue getting my Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki for $6/foot this month, booyah! I’m also trying to rack up enough points this month so I can get that lovely 100 bonus points at the end of the month. Alone? No, I’m enlisting the help of everyone around me, by making them eat subway with me.

Anyway, here’s the progress for the month of Subtember…

Weight and calories

As you can see, I’m finally allowing myself more calories, ignoring the days when I had to go out for birthdays or football games, everything is going well. I had hit a plateau at 176 for a week and now 175. I’m not disapointed, I’m on a 1 lb/week calorie restricting diet, but I feel as though if I had more time to work out, I’d be making so much more progress.  The graph left of August really isn’t interesting. I was tracking calories all of July before I realized that I could probably cut some calories and lose some of these lovely pounds I’ve packed on.

End goal is still 10% body fat, I’m sitting on 17.4% of it right now…

Introduction to exCellent Recipes

I love cooking.

 

Ask any of my friends who’ve eaten something of mine, they’ll all say the same thing, “Mmmmph mmpphh mphhh,” which I usually take to mean that it’s tasty.

Now, I don’t claim to have come up with this idea of laying out a recipe, that credit goes to Michael Chu.  What I do claim to have done is continue a great tradition and improve through interations what his original vision was. As any modern cook knows, recipe cards are a must, whether it be on your kitchen tablet (if you’re so lucky) or in your 3 ring binder.  Visual work instructions with pictures in each step, especially in an abbreviated format are also a must. Explanation of techniques, feelings, smells, these are the things that complete a good recipe, make it easy to follow, and best of all, rewarding to cook.

To that end, I’ve elected to keep my excel-based recipe generator and improve upon it as necessary to best help you serve your guests.  As a former editor, recipe pages (available as a virus-scanned pdf file) contain ample white space for note-taking and customizations. And don’t like the left-aligned version? Try the right-aligned version so you can always write on the outside of the page!

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I do have a bunch of these recipes already written up, but I can improve their formatting. Over the next couple weeks, I’ll slowly release my recipes in the best format possible. This example I’ve posted above is a brief and in-format example of what to expect going forward. Ingredients listed on the left are used in the step to their right. Follow a line across the page and you know everything that will happen to that ingredient before it’s ready for the dinner table.

Like a recipe? Let everyone know and post a comment down at the bottom of the page! Want to be a personal test subject of mine while I test out recipes for publication? LET ME KNOW! I could certainly use the help and would love to work with you.

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